Short Stories by Jack Caldwell



 

Regency Drabbles


Darcy & Elizabeth

Angels In Pemberley

"Augusta! Augusta Madeline Darcy! Where are you?" called her mother. There was no sign of her in the music room. Perhaps the study again? Quickly she made her way to the room. "There you are, young lady! You naughty girl - you know you should not be in Papa's study!"

"Daddy gone."

Elizabeth joined her in the leather chair. "Yes, dear - Papa has gone to Town on business."

"Miz Daddy."

"Yes, I miss him, too, but you should not…"

"Smell Daddy."

"What…?" Elizabeth then noticed that the chair was rich with the aroma of her husband's cologne - a rich smell of the woods…

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The Master of Pemberley was assaulted as he entered his domain. "PAPA!"

Fitzwilliam picked up Bennet George Darcy in his arms. "Ha ha ha! How are you, my little man! But what is this? Where are your Mama and sister?"

Mrs. Reynolds sided up to her master. "You might try your study, sir."

Carrying his son in his strong arms, Fitzwilliam walked to the room and opened the door. There he beheld two angels asleep in his armchair.


Anne & the Colonel Drabbles
(from The Three Colonels)

Barefoot at Rosings Park

Sir Richard Fitzwilliam poured a glass of port from the side table in his library. Sipping it he smiled in pure pleasure. He sat in the armchair facing the fireplace to drink in the deep evening and escape from estate matters - matters that were represented by the large volume of papers on his desk. He truly thought that retirement would be boring after war and regulation. He was wrong, of course.

Drainage in Clarke's fields. Repairs to the roof over the west wing. Chicken thieves again. Lady Catherine de Bourgh pushing for more enclosure in Hunsford. Now she embraces modern farming! Thank the Lord we only have to dine with her twice a week. And Mr. Collins calling on him at least once a day.

Ah, to be back in uniform. Your days belonged to the King; your nights to yourself. What more could a man want?

A noise at the door broke into his reminiscences. Lady Anne, his wife and the mother of his two children, was walking barefoot in her dressing gown; the thinness of the material showcasing her abundant charms and the firelight highlighting the desire in her eyes.

"Richard - the children are asleep…"

He remembered what was better.


Up, Up and Away

The party gathered in the field near Rosings Park to watch the great envelope inflate. "Happy birthday, my dear!" cried Sir Richard Fitzwilliam to his wife, Lady Anne.

"A balloon ride! How extraordinary!" With trepidation Lady Anne watched the process, along with their guests: the Darcys, Bingleys, Matlocks, Brandons, Collinses and the widowed Mrs. Buford.

"If man was meant to fly, our Lord would have given him wings," muttered Lady Catherine darkly. Mr. Collins' comment was cut off by his wife.

"Those things cost dear, brother," said Lord Andrew. "Are you sure you can afford it?"

"Enough!" cried Sir Richard. "We shall all ride, but Anne and I shall be first. My butterfly shall have her wings." He kissed her hand as they went forward, to general applause. Soon they were aboard, and at a signal from the pilot the balloon was released and rose over the green of Kent, secured by a cable.

The device was only a little way up when a great scream issued from it.

"My heavens! What is the matter? You cry like a little girl!" cried the other passenger.

"TAKE ME DOWN! I AM AFRAID OF THE HEIGHT!"

"Oh, stand up and enjoy this beautiful view! Honestly, Richard!"


The End


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